Lawyer Joke of the Day
Some guy was walking along one day when he found an old lamp and, when
he picked it up, pow, out popped a genie. The genie told him
he could have any three wishes that he wanted with the one condition:
that whatever he wished for and got, every lawyer in the world would
also get double what he asked for.
The guy thought about it for awhile and then said, "Sure, why not. I
can live with that."
So, first thing, "I'd like a Ferrari," he said. And flash, the genie
conjured up a Ferrari. However, every lawyer in the world also got
two Ferraris at the same time.
Then, next, "I'd like a million dollars." And kazoom, the genie gave
him a million dollars. But, he also gave every lawyer two million
dollars.
About this time the guy was feeling pretty good and thought long and
hard on his last wish. Maybe something that would benefit the world.
So, he said, "You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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