>Interesting Dog Breeds
>
>Here's what you get when you cross a.....
>
> Collie + Lhasa Apso
> Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
>
> Spitz + Chow Chow
> Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
>
> Maltese + any other breed
> Maltese Cross
>
> Pointer + Setter
> Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
>
> Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
> Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
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> Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
> Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
>
> Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
> Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
>
> Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
> Peekasso, an abstract dog
>
> Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
> Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
>
> Newfoundland + Basset Hound
> Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
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> Terrier + Bulldog
> Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
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> Bloodhound + Labrador
> Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
>
> Malamute + Pointer
> Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter
> anyway
>
> Collie + Malamute
> Commute, a dog that travels to work
>A nun walks into a liquor store and asks the proprietor for a fifth of
>whiskey. He says that it wouldn't be appropriate for him to sell liquor
>to a nun. She leans over the counter and whispers conspiratorially,
>"It's for Mother Superior's constipation." So he says that he'll sell
>her the whiskey on the condition that she keep it in a brown paper bag
>and not tell anyone what it is.
>An hour later he closes his store and walks back home through the park.
>He sees this same nun on a park bench, roaring drunk. He walks over to
>the bench and says, "For shame, Sister! I thought that the whiskey was
>for Mother Superior's constipation." And the nun replies, "It ish.
>When she sheesh me, she'll shit." |
