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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (5758)6/7/1998 12:58:00 AM
From: High Grader  Read Replies (2) of 62553
 
A man walks into the clubhouse and croaks to the bartender . "Gimme a drink please."

The bartender notices this guys terrible sounding croak ands asks what happened to his voice.

"I was on the 5th hole," croaks the man..." and hit my ball into the rough."

The bartender can hardly understand what he is saying but asks him what happened next.

"There was a woman there looking for a ball too. Then I saw it! There was a golf ball hooked under a cow's tail in the nearby pasture. I hopped the fence and lifted the cow's tail and asked the lady... "Does this look like yours?"

She hit me right across the throat with her 3 iron."
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