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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (5776)6/9/1998 8:28:00 AM
From: Henry Volquardsen  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when
all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told driver to go
up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.
About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a
bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped
and torn.
"What happened to you," asked Bill.
Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his
19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me.
"My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton.
The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".
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