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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Bob Bryenton who wrote (5783)6/9/1998 8:32:00 PM
From: emidio  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of
chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.

Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had on mind for his
report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.

"It's a period," reported Johnny.

"Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a
period?"

"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man
next door shot himself in the head."
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