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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: emidio who wrote (5784)6/9/1998 9:56:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would have been a free man."
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