Farmers Market
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. The
attorney asked "May I help you?" The farmer said "Yea, I want to get one
of those dayvorce's". The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
the farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you
don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a
Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No you don't understand,
I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's
where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have
a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on
Sundays." The attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or
anything?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." The
attorney then said, "Well is she a nagger or anything?" The farmer said,
"No she's a little white gal, but our last child was, and that's why
I want this dayvorce!" |
