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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (372)11/23/1996 8:34:00 PM
From: bob jaremsek   of 62581
 
***********THE RULES*************

1 The female always makes the rules.
2 The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3 No male can possibly know all the rules.
4 If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the
rules.
5 The female is never wrong.
6 If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of
something the male did or said.
7 If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8 The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9 The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
10 The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11 The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12 The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be
angry or upset.
13 Any attenpt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14 If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

Bob's wife, Sue
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