I know... these are old... but it's been one of those days.
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided
to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd
jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered
the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you
like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks alright?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the
garage.." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been
listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way
around the house?" asked the wife. "Well she must, she was standing
right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished,"
she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted
the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left,
so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.
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