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To: JakeStraw who wrote (5813)	6/11/1998 10:56:00 AM
From: Henry Volquardsen	Read Replies (1) of 62549

FOOD FOR THOUGHT Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that). Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself). When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you wanted a committed man look in a mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times men wouldn't ask for directions.

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