Try These Jokes
Gore and the Clinton's are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al,
chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy!"
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
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| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 |
| Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 |
| Hand Job: $10.00 |
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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In the middle of an international gynecology conference, an
English and a French gynecologist are discussing various
cases they've recently treated.
French Gynecologist :~
" Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er
cleetoris - eet was like a melon.~
" English Gynecologist :~
Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been that big, my good
man, she couldn't have been able to walk if it was.
French Gynecologist :~
" Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng
about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour..."
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