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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (5837)6/16/1998 12:38:00 PM
From: hcm1943  Read Replies (2) of 62562
 
> HERE'S A QUICK QUIZ FOR THE "GENTLE"MEN....
>
> 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
> a) Lovemaking
> b) Screwing
> c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
> 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
> you've both shared:
> a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
> b) Your blood-test results
> c) Five tequila slammers
> 3. You time your orgasm so that:
> a) Your partner climaxes first
> b) You both climax simultaneously
> c) You don't miss SportsCenter
> 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
> a) Healthy, creative love-play
> b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
> c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out
> about
> 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex
> with is:
> a) The best part of the experience
> b) The second best part of the experience
> c) $100 extra
>
> 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
> last month. You tell her that it is:
> a) No concern of yours
> b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
> c) A conservative estimate
> 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
> a) A myth
> b) An oxymoron
> c) A moron
> 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
> a) Appetizer is to entree
> b) Priming is to painting
> c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
> 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
> saying at the end of a relationship?
> a) "I hope we can still be friends."
> b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the
> tone...."
> c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
> 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
> a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
> that sort of intimacy
> b) Is uptight and a waste of time
> c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
>
> If you answered 'A' more than 7 times:
> check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
> If you answered 'B' more than 7 times:
> check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
> If you answered 'C' more than 7 times:
> call me up. Let's go drinking.
>
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