SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: Urlman who wrote (5873)6/19/1998 7:14:00 AM
From: Ron McKinnon  Read Replies (2) of 62567
 
A burglar got into a house one night.

Shinning his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, Jesus is watching you.
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for
valuables.
He again heard, Jesus is watching you. This time, he shone his light
all over, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, Did you say that?

The parrot admitted that he had. Just trying to warn you is all.

The burglar said, Warn me, huh? Who are you the burglar asked?
Whats your name?
The parrot said, Moses.
The burglar said, Well what kind of stupid people would name a parrot
Moses?

The parrot said, Probably the same kind of people that would name a
rotweiler Jesus.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext