> The Perfect Day for Her:
> 8:15AM Wake up to hugs and kisses.
> 8:30AM Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday.
> 8:45AM Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed OJ & croissants.
> 9:15AM Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
> 10:00AM Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
> 10:30AM Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out.
> 12:00PM Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.
> 12:45PM Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
> 1:00PM Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
> 3:00PM Nap.
> 4:00PM 3 dozen roses delivered by florist from secret admirer.
> 4:15PM Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage.
> 5:30PM Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror.
> 7:30PM Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
> 10:00PM Hot shower.
> 10:30PM Make love.
> 11:00PM Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
> 11:15PM Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
>
> The Perfect Day for Him:
> 6:00AM Alarm.
> 6:15AM Blowjob.
> 6:30AM Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today.
> 7:00AM Breakfast, filet mignon & eggs, toast & coffee.
> 7:30AM Limo arrives.
> 7:45AM Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport.
> 8:15AM Private jet to Augusta, Georgia (coffee, SI & WSJ)
> 9:30AM Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
> 9:45AM Front nine at Augusta (2 under).
> 11:45AM Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens.
> 12:15PM Blowjob.
> 2:15PM Back nine at Augusta (4 under).
> 2:30AM Limo back to airport (Bombay martini, shaken, 2 olives).
> 3:15PM Private jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap).
> 4:30PM Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs).
> 5:00PM Private jet back home (blowjob at 30,000 feet).
> 6:45PM Shit, shower and shave.
> 7:00PM Watch CNN, Clinton resigns, Hillary animal video
> authenticated.
> 7:30PM Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20oz NY
> Steak.
> 9:00PM Remy Martin and Cuban Cohiba cigar.
> 9:30PM Sex with three women (at least 2 are bi).
> 11:00PM Massage and Jacuzzi.
> 11:45PM Bed (alone).
> 11:50PM 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves room.
> 11:55PM Sleep.
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