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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (5934)6/23/1998 2:40:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62581
 
A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep. She goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon, ties it around the dogs testicles, and sure enough the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.

Later that night her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. She goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husbands testicles. Amazingly it also works on him. The woman sleeps very soundly.

The next morning the husband wakes up very hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom to urinate.
As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his
scrotum. He is very confused. He walks back into the bedroom and sees a red ribbon attached to
his dogs scrotum.

He looks at the dog and says "Boy, I don't remember what the hell happened last night, but where
ever you and I where, we got first and second place.
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