A man who fancies himself a great hunter gets his gun and heads out hunting. Through the trees, he spots a bear. He lines up the bear in his sights and BANG. He rushes over to where the bear was, but it's not there. The man feels a tap on his shoulder. The bear is standing behind him. The man is scared. "Please don't kill me!"
The bear says, "OK, I'll let you go if you give me head."
The man looks at the bears sharp teeth, and long sharp claws, and
proceeds to perform oral sex on the bear. The man goes home dejected, depressed, and humiliated. After a few days of feeling this way, the man decides he's going to kill the bear. So he gets a bigger gun, and heads out to the woods. It's not long before he spots the bear. He takes aim...BANG! The man rushes to where the bear was. But the bear is not there. The man feels a tap on his shoulder, and turns around.
The bear is standing there. The man once again begs for his life.
The bear says, "OK, but only if you let me scr*w you in the ass."
The man looks at the bear's sharp teeth, and long sharp claws, and turns around and bends over. The bear proceeds to have anal sex with the man. The man goes home, in worse shape than ever. He can't live with himself after all this, and thinks "I'll kill that bear if it's the last thing I do."
So the man gets the biggest gun he can find. He goes out into the woods. He seems the bear. BOOM!! The man rushes over to where the bear was. He feels a tap on his shoulder, and the man turns around. The bear says, "You didn't come here for the hunting, did you?" |
