My contribution to the joke department is not as raunchy, and perhaps not as funny, but does have the interesting plus of being a business/stock-related joke. In fact, I once posted this joke on a thread as my way of explaining why I wasn't in the stock at that particular time. So it's late at night...and here goes:
The CEO of a dog food company stands to speak at the big corporate board meeting. Behind him is a graph of sales by month, the line sloping steadily downward.
"I don't understand!!" the CEO yells in utter disbelief. "We have the best marketing team, the best financial analysts, award-winning commercials, and the top-rated distribution company in the nation, all working for us. Why--Why are our sales down?"
Out of the silence, one junior executive nervously raises his hand, and then stands to speak. "Well, sir..." he says in a trembling voice, "the dogs don't like it." |
