**OFF TOPIC**
A modified blond joke, in deference to Kristi:
Seems that there was this "handsome ladies man" riding along with two women...driving through the desert. Let's call the man, oh, say some fictitious name like "Rosario".
Well, right out in the middle of the desert, their car breaks down. Now, one of the women, a redhead, decides that they need to walk back to the last town. To prepare for the trip, she gets a canteen of water out of the car to take with her. The other woman, a brunette, takes an umbrella out of the car, so she can protect them from the beating sun while they walk.
Rosario, well he takes the car doors.
So he can roll down the windows. |