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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6051)	7/2/1998 9:38:00 AM
From: cgraham	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Great Joke Henry! Any more golfing jokes? Here'a a clean one. One day a frog decided he needed a car. But to get a car he needed money. To get money he needed a job. To get to the job, he needed a car. His friend the rabbit said, to buy that car you'll need a loan. Go to the bank up the street. The frog took the rabbits advice, and went to the bank. He approached the teller and said I need a car and don't have any money. The teller said"Go see Ms. Wack, she's the loan officer." He walked over to her desk and told her he needed a car loan. She asked him what he had for collateral. He said collateral? She explained that collateral is something the bank takes if he does not pay the loan. So he reached into his pocket and took out a rubber baall, chewing gum, and a paperclip. Ms. Wack said, I can't give you a loan on this! I ned something of value! the frog pleaded with her and she agreed to take it to the bank officer. She explained to the officer the situation, and uponm hearing this he announced: "They're nick knacks Patti Wack, give the frog a loan!" Ba dum dum

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