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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Joseph Strohsahl who wrote (6052)7/2/1998 9:45:00 AM
From: cgraham  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Ok,Trus Story,

A man from Italy makes his dream come true and travels to america. He finds a hotel near the Empire State building. He enters the room, and find there is not sheet on the bed. He calls the management and says" Scusa mi, but there is no sheet on the bed. I want a sheet on the bed." Not understanding his accent very well, the manager kicks him out of the hotel. He's hungry so he enters a restaurant. The man sits down and looks at the menu. He chooses pasta, and when it arrives, he says"Scusami, but I want a fuck on the table. I canna eat without a fuck". The waiter very distressed calls over the manager. The man, very upset now, says, "Whats a matta you? In this country you don't have a sheet on the bed and a fuck on the table?"

He was kicked out of the restaurant and returned to Italy, never to be seen in NEw York again.
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