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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: JEFF CHAPMAN who wrote (6066)7/2/1998 9:22:00 PM
From: Scott Moody  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Old Soldier:

Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary . She was young, sweet, and
polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open and on
leaving the room, she said. " Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know that your
barracks door is open"

He did not understand her remark, until later he happened to look
down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with
his new secretary.

Calling her in , he asked " By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my
barracks door open this morning, did you see a soldier standing at
attention?"

She was quite witty. " Why, no Mr. Smith" she replied " All I saw was
a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags."

Scott
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