Two flower children were driving through the countryside in their VW bus. Suddenly, they saw a skunk crossing the road right in front of them. Zonker slams on the brakes, but not in time, they run over the skunk.
They jump out of the van, and see that the skunk is dead. Summer says, "look, Zonker, she must have been pregnant, isn't that a baby skunk just behind her body?" Sure enough it was! They pick up the new born skunk and see that it is still alive, but just barely. Zonker insists they take the motherless skunk to the nearest vet.
As they are racing back into town, Summer says, "ooh, the poor thing must be cold. He's shaking like a leaf! What should we do?"
"Hike up your skirt and put him between your legs to keep him warm," Zonker replies.
A few minutes later Summer says, "Ooooh, what should we do about that awful smell?"
"Aw, just pinch its nose!", says Zonker. |
