A lady goes into the local sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give
to her husband for his birthday.
A salesman wearing dark glasses is behind the counter, with a dog, and asks,
"Can I help you?"
"Well, I'd like to buy a fishing rod, can you tell me about this one?"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry ma'am but I am blind and can not see the
rod you're referring too. However, if you'll drop it on the counter I'll
tell you all about it as I can tell from the sound it makes."
The lady picks up the rod, and drops it on the counter.
"That's a Zebco 2500, fiberglass, 6.5', medium action - $15."
Lady, " Wow".
She finds another and does the same.
"That's an Orion 35C, graphite, 6', light action - best used with ultralight
tackle - $20."
Very impressed the lady decides to buy the second one.
As the man is ringing up the sale, the lady rips a big fart but feels no
need to apologize as the salesman is blind and has no idea who farted.
Salesman says, "That'll be $25."
Lady, "TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS!? YOU SAID $20."
"That's right ma'am, $20 for the rod, $3 for the duck call and $2 for the
fish bait."
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A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker wearing REALLY short
shorts. "Say, What's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
"It's Snow----Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"
"Me, I'm June----June Hansen," she said.
After a short while she asked, "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those
sidelong glances?"
"Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered, "....having eight
inches of Snow in June?"
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