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To: JADA who wrote (6111)	7/11/1998 4:59:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	of 62572

NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to complaints from some employees who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer will no longer be tolerated. However, we do realize the importance of staff being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with other employees. With this in mind, the Human Resources Department have compiled a list of code phrase replacements so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risking offence to our more serious co-workers. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE No Fucking Way I'm fairly sure that is not feasible You're Fucking kidding Really, is that true? Tell someone who gives a fuck Have you run that past your manager? No cunt told me I haven't been involved in that project I don't have the fucking time Perhaps I can work late Who fucking cares Are you sure that's a problem? Eat shit and die You Don't say Eat shit and die, mother fucker You Don't say, sir! Kiss my arse So you'd like me to help you? He's a fucking prick He's someone insensitive You haven't got a fucking clue You could use some more training This place is fucked We are a little disorganized today What sort of fuckwit are you? You're new here aren't you? Fuck off, shithead Well, there you go You're a fucking wanker You're my boss, I respect you Fuck off I'll look into it and get back to you Fuck off, dickhead I no longer require your assistance How the fuck did you get that to work? Well Done!!! You're a fucking loser You were unfortunate there.

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