Three couples wanted to join a church. The first couple was an elderly
couple, the second, a middle-aged couple, and the third, two twenty-one
year olds. The all go to said church, and the pastor says that they
must all abstain from sex for 30 days, then return with a progress
report. Thirty days pass, and the elderly couple return. "We did just
great, pastor. No problems." The pastor readily welcomed them into the
church. The middle-agers came back and said "After the first two weeks
passed, I wanted her REAL bad, but we kept this thing alive." "Welcome
to our church," said the pastor. Then, the newlyweds came bye. "How
did it go," the pastor asked. "Well, the first week, we did great.
Then, she bent over to pick up a roll of paper towels, and I had to
have her right then and there." The pastor said "Well, you're not
welcome here.
I can't let two sinners be allowed in a place as holy as a
church." To which the young man replied, "That's ok. We're not allowed
in the supermarket anymore, either."
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