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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: STRTYZ who wrote (6197)7/18/1998 11:31:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE

1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes"

2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?"

4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll
love it."

6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest"

7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em"

8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and
always eats what he shoots.
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What is the leading cause of death among lesbians? Furballs.
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How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew before she can swallow.
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What's a lesbian?

Just another woman trying to do a man's job.
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What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?

In a crucifixion, you throw away the whole Jew.
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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.
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Did you hear about the new all female delivery service?

It's called UPMS - they deliver whenever the fuck they feel like it.
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Priests should really be allowed to marry...Until then, they'll never know
what hell is really like.
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Hey, if me and my wife get divorced, are we still legally brother and sister?
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