Ok john,
How about a hunting joke? It has been a while...
This guy goes to get a new bird dog for his
duck hunt. At the kennel he sees the usual
dogs for sale for about $300. There is one
however, that has a price tag of $5,000 so
he asks why it is so expensive. The kennel
owner tells him that that particular dog not
only finds ducks, but tells you how many there
are. Amazed, the guy buys the dog.
His wife blows a fuze when she hears that the
new dog cost five grand. She insists that the
dog prove himself on opening day. The trio head
out to the swamp a week later. The hunter tells
the dog to go find the ducks. The dog takes off,
comes back a few minutes later with a stick, jumps
up on his wife's leg, and starts dry humping her.
Horrified, the man pulls the dog off his wife, and
sends him back out with the warning that he had
better find some ducks. The dog takes off, comes
back a few minutes later with another stick, shakes
his head a few times, and then jumps up and starts
dry humping his wifes leg. Disgusted, they throw
the dog into the truck and head back to the kennel.
After they explain the situation, the kennel owner
falls over laughing deep belly guffhaws...the kennel
owner stops laughing long enough to tell the couple
"Ya dang fools, all the dog was tryin to tell ya was
that there are more f*uckin ducks than you can shake
a stick at..."
-john |
