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To: MakeAMess who wrote (6203)	7/20/1998 4:39:00 PM
From: Biggie Smalls	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Don't Turn On The Lights... A French farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his close friends down at the local wine hall. One of them says, "Ya know, Pierre, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick." "How did you get it fixed?" "Well I just put my finger in the cow's vagina and rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her." Pierre goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, puts his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs it all around the bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring hard and jumps on the cow immediately. Pierre was quite impressed. That night, Pierre gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, Pierre puts his fingers into his wife's vagina, feeling that it's nice and wet. He then rubs it all around his nose and instantly gets quite hard. Pierre quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Honey, look!" She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"

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