An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute and tells the madam that he
would like a young woman for the night. The madam gives him a puzzled look
and asks, "Just how old are you, mister?"
"Why," the old patron says, "I'm 98 years old today!"
"Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?"
"Oh," he says, "then how much do I owe you?"
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An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front
of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
Nobody answered him.
He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
...again nobody answered.
The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie
chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish."
So the Indian asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"
To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty over cliff."
The old Indian then shakes and spanks him, for his punishment.
When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get
punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?"
The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped
down!!!"
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Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen
each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other
up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children,
homes, etc and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big
adventure, how's yours?"
Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have quessed that you
would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
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Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.
Doc. said, how did such a thing happen?
Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor girl, Suzy.
Her braces are too darned sharp."
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