Good Comeback
>Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of
>Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged
>with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public
>intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.
>
>The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he
>decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
>was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." he
>stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.
>
>Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road,
>picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a
>hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need".
>
>"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
>embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the
>Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience
>until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
>"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer Taylor. "I
>walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
>Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.
>
>"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
>screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked
>me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight
>already?"
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