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To: Tinman who wrote (6263)	7/24/1998 9:31:00 AM
From: emidio	Read Replies (2) of 62552

maybe you've heard most of these but some are new You own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't You take you dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner You prefer car keys to Q-tips The word NASCAR appeared anywhere in your wedding vows Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." You own a Waffle House credit card You wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't You've been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like Your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade You've ever been too drunk to fish Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle You've had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor You've ever financed a tattoo You go to the family reunion to meet women You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income The UFO hotline limits you to 1 call per day You prefer to walk the excess length off of your jeans rather than hem them Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight People ask to hunt in your front yard Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board Your cheques feature pictures of dogs fighting You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws Your lawn furniture use to be your living room furniture You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth You've ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it Your wife's hair-do has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan You refer to the 5th grade as, "My senior year" You have ever taken a beer to a job interview Your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs Your family tree does not fork

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