Bill and Hillary were in bed last night asleep. At 2 am Hillary woke up
And needed to go to the bathroom. Hillary was shaking Bill to wake
him up to tell him she needed to go the bathroom.
Bill asked, "Hillary, why are you waking me up to tell me you
needed to go the bathroom?"
Hillary said back to him, "Because I wanted you to save my
spot."
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A salesman was traveling between towns and got a flat tire in the middle
of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that it was flat too. His
only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the
nearest town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a pickup truck. He yelled
out the window to the salesman, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I do", replied the
salesman. "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?", asked the old man. "A
Republican,"replied the salesman. "Get screwed", yelled the old man as
he sped off.
The next to stop rolled down the window and asked the same question, to
which the salesman gave the same answer "Republican". The driver gave
him the finger and drove off.
The salesman thought it over, and decided that maybe he should change
his approach, since there appeared to be few Republican in the area.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked him if he were a Democrat or
Republican, "Democrat!", shouted the salesman. "Hop in", replied the
blond.
Driving down the road, he can't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in
the seat next to him. The wind blowing through her hair, perfect
breasts, and a short skirt that continues to ride higher and higher up
her thighs.
Finally, he yells "STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR!" She slams on the brakes
and as soon as the car stops, he jumps out.
"What's the matter?", she asks. "I can't take it!", he replies. "I've
only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw
somebody!"
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Three guys are debating who has the best memory. First guy says, "I
can remember the first day of my First Grade class." Second guy says, "I
can remember my first day at Nursery School!" Not to be outdone, the third
guy says, "Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the senior
prom with my father, and coming home with my mother."
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