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Did you hear about the one where there was this guy, DealMaker, visiting his buddy Alton in France? Well, Alton was always picking up the women on the beach in his speedos. But, DealMaker couldn't figure it out as he had a speedo on, too. So, he goes over to Alton and ask, "Hey! What's with you? I'm not having any luck what so ever." And Alton said, "It's real simple. Take a potato and put it in your speedos. Works every time." So, DealMaker leaves and comes back to the beach with this big grin. And soon as he shows up, all the women give him this real ugly look and move away as quickly as they can. DealMaker now more confused than ever, walks over to Alton and says, "Hey! What's the deal? Now the women won't even look at me." Alton stands there for a moment, holds back a little, then says "DealMaker, your suppose to put the potato in the front!" |
