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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6316)	7/29/1998 1:18:00 AM
From: JL	Read Replies (1) of 62549

A police officer pulls a white Porche over for speeding on the Seven Lakes Parkway in New York. The officer gets out of the patrol car and walks to the drivers side window. As the window is rolled down he finds himself gazing at the most beautiful blonde he's ever seen. He asks to see her drivers license. "My what," she asks in confusion? He explains that it's a license to allow a person to operate a motor vehicle. To this she fumbles and stumble around and eventually produces one from her purse. He asks to see her vehicle registration. "My what," she asks in confusion? He explains the ownership papers to her and after much shuffling and groaning she produces the paper from the glove compartment. A similar scene ensues when he requests her insurance papers. Taking the papers to the patrol car he calls in to the station for a check on outstanding warrants and citations. While waiting for the check he explains to the desk how confused this driver is. The dispatch officer inquires "Is this a beautiful blonde in a white Porche?" The patrolman says "Yes it is." The dispatcher tells the officer "Go back over to the car and drop your pants." The patrolman protests but is convinced that something is going to happen so he walks back to the drivers window and drops his trousers. The blonde takes one look and moans "Oh No! Not another breathalyzer test!!"

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