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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6314)	7/29/1998 10:41:00 AM
From: John Lacelle	Read Replies (1) of 62554

Hey John, You got a good Guffaw outta me with that one...here is an oldie: This old rooster sees this new young cock dropped into the coop by the farmer. Knowing he is getting up there in years, he walks up to the new kid and says "Hey young dude, rather than us fighting it out to see who gets all the hens, why don't we have a little race around the henhouse?" The young rooster realizes this will be an easy win and agrees. They agree on the race to be 10 laps around the henhouse. The race begins and sure enough the young rooster just blows into the lead. All the hens are squawking, the roosters are panting and racing with everything they got. After about the 5th lap, the young bird has nearly lapped the old rooster...the old dude is doing everything he can to stay just ahead of the young guy. Suddenly, the farmer hears all the ruckus, grabs his shotgun, and BLAM blows away the young rooster. Walking away he mutters to himself "dang nabit...that is the third gay rooster I bought this week...". -John

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