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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Lacelle who wrote (6319)7/29/1998 11:06:00 AM
From: High Grader  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
Jean Pierre the famous Quebec lumberjack is up early in the morning cutting the spruce tree with his haxe. The tree, she is frozen solid at -30 degrees and the haxe bounce of and cut off his ting.

Jean Pierre call over the forman. "Look what I do!," he say.

"Quick!" say the foreman, "Put your ting in your pocket and we will get the helicopter to fly you down to Montreal for surgery."

The helicopter arrives in Montreal and they rush Jean Pierre into emergency.

The doctor asks, "What have you done Jean Pierre?"

"I swing my haxe at the big spruce and she is froze solid so the haxe bounce off and cut off my ting," says Jean Pierre.

"well where is your ting? We will sow it back on," says the doctor.

Jeanne Pierre reaches into his pocket and passes the doctor a cigar.

"Jeanne Pierre this is not your ting this is a cigar," says the doctor.

"Mon Dieu, I smoke my ting!" says Jean Pierre.
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