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To: High Grader who wrote (6320)	7/29/1998 11:22:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) of 62554

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... Only in America Can a guy from anywhere Go to sleep a pauper and wake up a millionaire Only in America Can a kid without a cent Get a break and maybe grow up to be President Only in America Land of opportunity, yeah Would a classy girl like you fall for a poor boy like me Only in America Can a kid who's washin' cars Take a giant step and reach right up and touch the stars Only in America Could a dream like this come true Could a guy like me start with nothing and end up with you ------ instrumental break ------ Only in America Land of opportunity, yeah Would a classy girl like you fall for a poor boy like me Only in America (poor boy like me) Only in America (only in America) Only in America (only in America) Only in America (only in America) Only in America (only in America) Only in America (J. Leiber / M. Stoller / C. Weill / B. Mann)

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