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Guy is walking down the street in a pretty bad part of town and sees a seedy bar. He walks in, sits down, orders a beer. The bartender says "50c please". The guy pays him and says "Hey, thats a pretty good price, this isn't such a bad place after all! Give me a bag of cashews." The bartender says "Sure, 35c please. " The guy says "35c, heck of a deal, this is a great place. Give me another beer and tell me where the bathroom is." The bartender says "Down the hall, to the right, by the back door..." The guy gets up, walks back, and is gone for the longest. Finally he comes stumbling back... His hair is a mess, his face is all wet, and his shirt collar is pulled up! The bartender says "What happened to you??" The guy says "What kind of a place is this ??? I walk into the bathroom, minding my own buisness and some guy puts a .45 to my head and tells me to suck his dick or he'd blow my brains out!!" The bartender says "My God, what did you do??" And the guy says, "WELL YOU DIDN'T HEAR A GUNSHOT, DID YOU ???" |
