Purething, Duncan, All,
Yes, it is true. I was abducted by space aliens. They wanted to use me as a hood ornament for their flying saucer. There were a couple of other abductees they planned to use for tailfins. The space aliens seemed to have an uncommon fixation on 1950s American automobiles. When we parted company, two of them were frantically searching a junkyard in Enid, Oklahoma, for a Rainbow radio for their spacecraft. One of them had fallen madly in love with an old Flying A gas pump. The spacepeople were friendly and very talkative. Strangely, none of them had heard of Roswell, New Mexico, but agreed it sounded like a nice place to visit. They were enchanted by my descriptions of Nevada. Two other abductees, the would-be tailfins, regaled them with tales of Kansas. A good time was had by all.
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