A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is
unable to get any women to have sex with him. ÿThey all tell him that his
penis is too long. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any
way you can shorten it?" ÿThe doctor replied, "Medically son, there is
nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you."
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25
inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me
shorten it?" ÿÿThe witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then
replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem.
What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you
will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.
First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? ÿEach time the frog
declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter." The man's
face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. ÿHe called out to the frog,
"Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly ÿand replied, "NO." ÿThe man looked down
and suddenly his penis was 5 ÿinches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud,
"This is great!! ÿBut it's still too long ÿat 20 inches, so ÿI'll ask the
frog to marry me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted. ÿThe frog rolled its eyes back
in its head and screamed back, "NO!" ÿThe man felt another twitch in his
penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed,
"This is fantastic." ÿHe looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and
reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little
less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out,
"Frog will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have
to tell you?
NO......NO......and for the last ÿtime......NO!!!" |
