OFF TOPIC even though I know all will read it anyway
What I love to do is drive around in Macho , toys like this, pull up to a car at the lights, crank the "moonlight sonata" full blast, open the window and slowly turn and look at the people in the car next to me with no expression on my face (with sunglasses on of course)
People just don't know what to do.
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You know what else I love to do.
Whenever I get an idiot response from a government employee or a bank employee, or a utility employee.
For instance, I went to a bank to get my bank book updated (hadn't for nine years)...(hey, I've been busy) and the teller said. "Oh I can't do that it would take to long"
so I looked at her with a complete straight, unemotional look, a pokerface and said
"you won't treat me like that when I am king of the world"
and then I just looked her right in the eyes, and didn't blink.
she took the bankbook, walked over to the printer, printed all the pages, handed it to me, and said "have a nice day" |
