This is the humor thread. Jokes only, please -- there are lots of other threads for Clinton bashing. Thanks!
To get us back on track, here's an old chestnut you probably know.
A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer are at the bedside of a dying man. He says "maybe I can't take it with me, but I'm going to try. Here's $1,000 cash for each of you. Please put it in my casket at my funeral."
He dies, and at the funeral each of the three goes up and puts an envelope in the casket. Afterwards, they meet for lunch.
"I feel terrible," said the Priest. "The roof at the nunnery was leaking and they really needed it fixed, so I took $500 of the money for that and only put $500 in the coffin."
"Well," said the doctor, "I have to confess that a clinic I know of in Africa is desparate for money to save childrens' lives, so I took $500 of the money and sent it to them and only put $500 in the coffin."
"I'm ashamed of you both," said the lawyer. "I didn't steal any of the old man's money. My envelope contained my check for the full $1,000." |
