A man is driving home late one afternoon, well above the speed
limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view
mirror. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy!" so he floors it, and the
race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90
miles an hour Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures,
"What the heck..." and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The
police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He
leans down and says, "Listen Mister, I've had a really lousy day, and
I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran
off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view
mirror, I thought you were trying to give her back to me!" |
