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To: george wood who wrote (6549)	8/19/1998 1:59:00 PM
From: Jay	Read Replies (4) of 62549

A 60-year-old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40-year-old daughter playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom, I'm 40 years old, and look at me. I'm ugly! I'll never get married so this is pretty much my husband." The next day the father comes home and hears noises in the bedroom. Upon entering the room, he finds his daughter using the vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" he asked. His daughter replied, " I already told mom. I'm 40 years old and I'm ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of the room shaking his head. The next day, the mother comes home and finds her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other watching the football game on TV. "What on earth are you doing?" she cried. The husband replied, " What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching the football game with my son-in-law!"

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