From theeunderground.net.
Could the interviewer Mai Sugob be Linda Tripp?
BTW Sugob is the reverse of boguS and Mai is the reverse of i aM.
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The Monica Interview
Monica Speaks
Thee Under Ground Net
8/19/98
Interview with Monica.
This interview was conducted through an arrangement by a
mutual friend.
Mai Sugob was the Interviewer, a free lance reporter.
Mai: Monica, why after all this time are you breaking your
silence?
Monica: Well Mai, I have finally gotten immunity from Ken, so
I can now set the record straight. I'm just so sick of all
the lies about me in the media and especially on the
Internet. Imagine Matt Drudge lying about my beautiful navy
cocktail dress. The GAP, come on give me a break. I don't
shop at the GAP. Did you know Matt Drudge is a fag? My
friends in Beverly Hills see him all the time in gay clubs. I
hear he really sucks cock very good.
Mai: Hmmmm, well Monica where did you get the dress that has
Presidential Deposits on it?
Monica: SAKS of course.
Mai: Oh, don't you just love that store?
Monica: Yes it is a fav of mine too.
Mai: Now Monica, can you tell us about whether you had sex
with Bill?
Monica: Of course I did. When I came to Washington it was
with one thing on my mind. Presidential knee pads. I gave him
the hummer of his life. At least 13 times over about 18
months. CAn you believe I actually put his crooked little
pecker in my mouth and made him shoot like never before! He
loved it when I rubbed his prostrate gland with my middle
finger. He actually likes to have his anus penetrated with a
tongue.
Mai: Did you really do that?
Monica: Of course not, I'm Jewish. I would just tell him as
my finger did the job that it was my tongue. I don't eat
asshole, not even Presidential ones. He is an ASSHOLE by the
way. Did I tell you that. Pure fucking asshole.
It was a one way relationship with that crooked little prick.
He never licked my you know what once. Even though he would
say he would all the time on the phone. Then I would run over
to the House late at night after a great phone sex session,
to only end up giving him a BJ. He never took care of my
needs. What a PRICK!
Heck when Ken asked me what Cunnilingus was on the stand, I
didn't even know what the term meant. Why can't lawyers just
say, "Did he eat your pussy?"
Mai: So Bill didn't eat your vagina?
Monica: No that crooked little prick wouldn't even smell it,
let alone eat it. He used to talk about me getting a
girlfriend to eat it in front of him in the Oval or Orifice
Office as he likes to call it. It was one his favorite themes
in our phone sex talks. He loves to talk about women eating
each other.
He told me Hillary is a lesbian, that is why he cheats on
her. Pure dyke that stone cold bitch.
I remember one time I was sucking him while he was on the
phone with Dick. The conversation was about Hillary staying
in Los Angeles so much so she could dyke with stars like
Julia Roberts.
Mai: Really!
Monica: Yes, everyone knows Hillary is a dyke that can't
stand the thought of sex with Bill, so he gets to screw
around with whoever he wants. But he doesn't have
intercourse. Something about the Bible.
Mai: Hmmmmm. Now tell me Monica, did Bill wear a tie given to
him by you on Television the other night?
Monica: No way. All the gifts I gave him were subpoenaed in
the Jones case. What a trailer park slut that bitch is. About
time she got that nose redone. I don't even see how she could
suck a person off with that nose in the way. I never
understood what Bill saw in that witch.
Mai: Did you discuss the Jones case with Bill?
Monica: Of course. All the time. Bill was really pissed the
Supreme Court allowed that trailer park scum to sue a sitting
President. When her lawyers found out I was his mistress,
they tried to get me to talk. So Bill explained that since we
didn't have Intercourse we really didn't have SEX. Just like
how he DIDN'T INHALE. Isn't he so INTELLIGENT. Playing with
words like that.
Mai: So Bill did explain to you EXACTLY HOW TO WORD your
affidavit in the Paula Jones case?
Monica: Yes, he told me it isn't LYING, just legally hiding
the TRUTH. Lawyers do it all the time. Isn't he so
INTELLIGENT.
Mai: So Monica do you still surf the web?
Monica: I'm trying to, but my computer was taken by Ken. So,
I lost all my good bookmarks. My attorneys gave me a laptop
to surf the web though. Since I have nothing to do most days.
Hiding out from the media is just so boring.
I love to read the death prophecies about Bill from Sollog.
You know I learned of Sollog from Bill. The government reads
his prophecies all the time to find out what will happen to
them. Did you know he told a judge the exact day Bill will
die. He also told the judge all about TWA 800 and Diana's
death before it occurred. I think the government is covering
up all his prophecies. Some in the Presidents inner circle
think Sollog is really God, and he's come to punish mankind
and Bill.
Mai: Hmmmmmmmm.
Monica: Do you know about Sollog?
Mai: Yes I read Thee Under Ground Net. Now Monica, did Bill
ever tell you to lie or obstruct justice by hiding his gifts
to you?
Monica: Well he never called it lying or hiding. He explained
our private lives were private and that since the Jones case
was politically motivated it was okay to not be fully
truthful. By saying we didn't have SEX, it wasn't a lie
because we never had INTERCOURSE. By me returning his cheap
presents to Betty, I wasn't hiding them, I was merely
entrusting them to her for SAFEKEEPING. Isn't he so
INTELLIGENT?
Mai: Well Monica, is there anything you want to say to the US
and World?
Monica: Yes. I don't buy dresses from the Gap, and that ugly
tie he wore the other night during his "I had an affair with
Monica speech", was not a tie that I gave him. I have better
taste than that tie. I think Chelsea gave him that ugly tie.
Isn't she a mutt. Bad genes I think. Too many cousins doing
each other in Arkansas.
Mai: Hmmmm. Is there anything else.
Monica: Yes. I don't do rim jobs even for Presidents. But I
do swallow.
Mai: Well thank you Monica for setting the record straight. |
