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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: TigerPaw who wrote (6571)8/20/1998 10:55:00 PM
From: Archangel  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A young man grows up having the problem of an overly large penis..So large that at age 25 it measures an incredible 50"..Needless to say this is a large problem (no love life etc.)..He finally decides to go to the Doctor for a reduction...The duly impressed Doctor sympathizes but says there is nothing medically that can be done, he does however recommend that the young man visit a gypsy on the other side of town.

The gypsy lady is aghast at the site of the young man's member she in turn directs him to a pond further down the road out of town..She tells the young man to look for the biggest FROG in the pond grab it, hold it up to his face and ask it to marry him..More than a little doubtful but very desperate the young man sets out on his mission..

He finds the pond and looking around sees this HUGE FROG..Jumps in the water grabs the frog, holds it up to his face and says "Will you marry me?".NO!! says the frog and jumps back in the water..at the same time the young man feels a tingling in his groin and upon looking finds that his penis has shrunk 10"..Getting excited the young man goes after the frog again.holds it up to his face and says "Will you marry me?"..NO!!! says the frog and jumps back in the water.again the young man feels a tingling in his groin and looking again finds that his penis has shrunk another 10" down to only 30"..He decides that one more session will correct his problem for life and so back in the water he goes..Grabs the frog..holds it up to his face and says "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"..The frog says: "listen you idiot how many times do I have to tell you..NO!..NO!..NO! and jumps back in the water.
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