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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6586)8/22/1998 8:36:00 PM
From: Proud_Infidel  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
For the Kayakers among us:

You Know You're a Kayaker If...

You find yourself humming Weather Channel tunes.

You look at the water slide at a theme park and try to figure out the best
line.

You knew Old Town when it was still New Town.

Your only considerations when buying a car are ground clearance and the
size of the rain gutters.

You're happiest when it rains on weekends.

All career, personal, and financial decisions are judged by the criteria of
"How will this increase my paddling time?"

You visit Niagara Falls and find yourself picking out lines.

You have friends that you don't recognize without their helmet, pfd, and
paddling jacket.

You can ID make and model on a car topped canoe or kayak at a quarter mile.

The phrases "wet, sticky hole" and "blowing a ferry" in casual
conversation don't give you pause.

You have no trouble saying "Rotomolded Crosslink Polyethelyne" ten times
fast.
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