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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: JakeStraw who wrote (6596)8/24/1998 2:53:00 PM
From: DirkZ  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN SAN FRANCISCO WHEN.....

>Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are
>visible.
>
>When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think of
>danger.
>
>You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
>
>You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation
>in English.
>
>You never bother looking at the MUNI line schedule because you know
>the drivers have never seen it.
>
>You can't remember....is pot illegal?
>
>You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a
>spermdonor.
>
>You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and
>can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
>
>A really great parking space can move you to tears.
>
>You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from
>Ohio.
>
>You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
>
>Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and
>is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still
>need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
>
>You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide
>between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational mandarin or a building
>your web site class.
>
>You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved
>to SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life
>depended on it.
>
>A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps.
>You don't notice.
>
>A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice.
>
>You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from
>the Midwest.
>
>You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a
>tourist.
>
>You keep a list of companies to boycott.
>
>Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
>delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in
>drag.
>
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