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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6617)8/25/1998 8:16:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
"Oh my," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm almost out of my mind....."

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"
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A little girl walked out of the bathroom to find her mother making a cake.
She says, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?"

Her mother says, "Can't you just flush it like everyone else?"
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On the evening of their wedding night, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride came out of the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed.

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm praying for guidance," answered the young man.
"I'll take care of that," she replied. "You pray for endurance."
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