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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Milk who wrote (6627)8/29/1998 8:51:00 AM
From: Arthur Radley  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A fellow had a perfect tan with the exception being his penis. Wanting to have a total tan, he decided to go to the beach and bury his body in the sand with only his penis sticking out. This way he could avoid over tanning the rest of his body while he took carry of this final area of his body.

While lying buried there, two elderly women were walking by when they looked over and saw the penis sticking out of the sand. One turned to the other and said:
Just think!
When I was 20 I was afraid of it.
When I was 30 I enjoyed it.
When I was 40 I asked for it.
When I was 50 I paid for it.
When I was 60 I prayed for it.
When I was 70 I forgot about it.
And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild.
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